metalisawful:

joke bad shirts are still bad shirts

The reason we did this shirt is because we spent a lot of time laughing our heads off at the exact same thing this blog posts (Cradle Of Filths ‘Jesus Is A Cunt’, Raging Speedhorns ‘Sniff Glue, Worship Satan’… etc.) and wanted to do one of our own just for fun, our bassist came up with this when we were all drunk and I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard in my life, so I see us being featured on this blog as a great success!  Thanks!  And thanks to the guy who commented on the design also, it was done by one of our good friends ‘Deadbeat’, these are also still available should you have the swagger to pull it off! > 
http://knifecrimes.bigcartel.com/product/balls-deep-in-satan-shirt 

metalisawful:

joke bad shirts are still bad shirts

The reason we did this shirt is because we spent a lot of time laughing our heads off at the exact same thing this blog posts (Cradle Of Filths ‘Jesus Is A Cunt’, Raging Speedhorns ‘Sniff Glue, Worship Satan’… etc.) and wanted to do one of our own just for fun, our bassist came up with this when we were all drunk and I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard in my life, so I see us being featured on this blog as a great success!  Thanks!  And thanks to the guy who commented on the design also, it was done by one of our good friends ‘Deadbeat’, these are also still available should you have the swagger to pull it off! > 

http://knifecrimes.bigcartel.com/product/balls-deep-in-satan-shirt 

'WE ARE THE MURDERER AND THE VICTIM, OUR TIME IS FINALLY UP'

KNIFE CRIMES ARE DEAD

NOVEMBER 2011 - JUNE 2012

THESE ARE THE LAST PHOTOS OF US AND OUR BEST FRIEND DOM, TAKEN DURING OUR SET OPENING FOR INTEGRITY

'THERE'S NO FUCKING LIGHT, WE'VE OUTSTAYED OUR WELCOME'

THANKS TO ALL WHO CARED, THE LAST SONG WE WROTE/RECORDED WILL BE UP ONLINE FOR FREE DOWNLOAD SOON, IN A BITTERSWEET TWIST, IT’S FAR AND AWAY OUR BEST SONG AND AN INDICATION OF WHERE THE BAND WOULD HAVE GONE, HAD IT NOT ENDED

LISTEN TO CROWBAR, FUCK TRENDS

Dear Jesus, I hope I disappoint you, 
Dear Jesus, my hate is pure like sunshine. 
From the ashes of your bones we will rise, united in hate. 
We will rise. 
We will end our father’s wars, 
We will start one of our own, 
Against you.

If you missed us on our weekender dates then here is what you missed, this is tight for us.  Fuck you.

Weekender was wicked.  Thanks to our bro Dom Moss of Esoteric Youth/V Revolution for the Manchester show, Cal and his team at Fractured Promotions for the Newcastle show, and Clarke and co. at Runalone Records for the Sheffield show.  Also big thanks to anyone who moshed/screamed along/picked up a tape, and the boys in Iced Out for being down to earth guys and not holding our belief in conspiracy theories and general weirdness against us.

We have a few shows still booked for the coming months, and a few in the works also, the confirmed ones are:

Friday the 4th of May in Leeds @ Fox & Newt w/ HOLY

Sunday the 13th May in Wrexham @ Central Stations w/ SURVIVAL

Wednesday the 23rd of May in Leeds @ Santiagos Bar w/ BABY GODZILLA

Monday the 2nd of July in Manchester @ Star & Garter w/ PARISO

Sunday the 8th of July in Weymouth @ Weymouth Pavillion w/ YOUR DEMISE

There is about the same amount waiting to be confirmed so we’ll be posting them up as and when they get announced etc.

CD version of our demo is coming along, will post out when it’s ready to order/pre-order/whatever, us and Witch Hunter Records are both pretty chill and we’re just making sure it’ll be a nice little package instead of rushing it out half-arsed like.

If you’ve read this far you might actually genuinely give a shit about us, in which case, 3 out of 4 tracks of our next EP are written, it’s got a name, a producer, and an artwork dude all on stand-by, we’re speaking to a few labels and people seem to be into the whole shebang.  The new stuff has more groove, and more lizards.

P.S. Get the word ‘faggot’ out of hardcore

Tonight @ South Sea, Sheffield
Click flyer for Facebook Event Page

Tonight @ South Sea, Sheffield

Click flyer for Facebook Event Page

FIRST SHOW OF OUR WEEKENDER WITH ICED OUT TONIGHT, LEAVE YR POSI SHIT AT THE DOOR, HATEMOSH, VOMIT ON THE WORLD

General update

1.  New drummer, practising with him on Monday, he’ll be doing all of our upcoming dates, we’ll introduce him once he has been indoctrinated into our thing.

2.  CD version of our demo, art being finalised, secret song having its vocals recorded tonight.  Will be up on Witch Hunter Records to order/pre-order soon, maybe with a shirt option, not sure yet.

3.  Shitloads of shows booked/being booked, Wrexham and Manchester ones confirmed, few more waiting to be confirmed, will post up flyers/event pages like we do usually, and if you want us to play your show then get in touch knifecrimes666@gmail.com, petrol money would be nice but isn’t always nesscary as we are aware of modern economic problems and do this as a hobby we enjoy, not as a source of income.

4.  2 new songs written, better than the old ones, either gonna be half a split 7inch (maybe with Esoteric Youth) or half a 7inch 4-track EP, which we’d probably try and sort a 4-way co-op out with because we like copying stuff End Reign do, we have Witch Hunter and Church Of Fuck on side but if you’re a label who is down with us and would potentially be up for contributing 25% of the cost of manufacturing a 7inch record then get in touch knifecrimes666@gmail or however else, we’re on facebook, twitter, tumblr, twitbook, tumbleface, all the main ones

5.  ”When you hate someone, hate them until it hurts.”

DIY KC Snapback, possible run of 10 sold at cost price, would anyone want these?

DIY KC Snapback, possible run of 10 sold at cost price, would anyone want these?

Big show coming up in July.  Click the flyer for the Facebook event page.

Big show coming up in July.  Click the flyer for the Facebook event page.