We’ve had orders from New Jersey and California for these, if that is you then thanks! Still available here >
http://knifecrimes.bigcartel.com/
http://knifecrimes.bigcartel.com/
http://knifecrimes.bigcartel.com/

We’ve had orders from New Jersey and California for these, if that is you then thanks! Still available here >

http://knifecrimes.bigcartel.com/

http://knifecrimes.bigcartel.com/

http://knifecrimes.bigcartel.com/

metalisawful:

joke bad shirts are still bad shirts

The reason we did this shirt is because we spent a lot of time laughing our heads off at the exact same thing this blog posts (Cradle Of Filths ‘Jesus Is A Cunt’, Raging Speedhorns ‘Sniff Glue, Worship Satan’… etc.) and wanted to do one of our own just for fun, our bassist came up with this when we were all drunk and I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard in my life, so I see us being featured on this blog as a great success!  Thanks!  And thanks to the guy who commented on the design also, it was done by one of our good friends ‘Deadbeat’, these are also still available should you have the swagger to pull it off! > 
http://knifecrimes.bigcartel.com/product/balls-deep-in-satan-shirt 

metalisawful:

joke bad shirts are still bad shirts

The reason we did this shirt is because we spent a lot of time laughing our heads off at the exact same thing this blog posts (Cradle Of Filths ‘Jesus Is A Cunt’, Raging Speedhorns ‘Sniff Glue, Worship Satan’… etc.) and wanted to do one of our own just for fun, our bassist came up with this when we were all drunk and I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard in my life, so I see us being featured on this blog as a great success!  Thanks!  And thanks to the guy who commented on the design also, it was done by one of our good friends ‘Deadbeat’, these are also still available should you have the swagger to pull it off! > 

http://knifecrimes.bigcartel.com/product/balls-deep-in-satan-shirt 

Our last song, download it here > http://www.mediafire.com/?g8ik96a0cha7tc2

The tape version of our demo sold out, but the CD version is still available to preorder here > http://witchhunterrecords.bigcartel.com/product/knife-crimes-demo-mmxii-cd

We also still have some of the ‘Balls Deep In Satan’ shirts if you think you’ve got the #swag to pull it off > http://knifecrimes.bigcartel.com/

This band is now officially dead, we’ll post here when other members form other bands.

Thanks to everyone who gave a shit, reblog this if you did.

'WE ARE THE MURDERER AND THE VICTIM, OUR TIME IS FINALLY UP'

KNIFE CRIMES ARE DEAD

NOVEMBER 2011 - JUNE 2012

THESE ARE THE LAST PHOTOS OF US AND OUR BEST FRIEND DOM, TAKEN DURING OUR SET OPENING FOR INTEGRITY

'THERE'S NO FUCKING LIGHT, WE'VE OUTSTAYED OUR WELCOME'

THANKS TO ALL WHO CARED, THE LAST SONG WE WROTE/RECORDED WILL BE UP ONLINE FOR FREE DOWNLOAD SOON, IN A BITTERSWEET TWIST, IT’S FAR AND AWAY OUR BEST SONG AND AN INDICATION OF WHERE THE BAND WOULD HAVE GONE, HAD IT NOT ENDED

LISTEN TO CROWBAR, FUCK TRENDS

We are a last minute addition to the Integrity show in Manchester tonight at Moho Live, with End Reign and RIH.
Click the flyer for the event page.

We are a last minute addition to the Integrity show in Manchester tonight at Moho Live, with End Reign and RIH.

Click the flyer for the event page.

thriceblessedshubniggurath:

samhellmouth:

sacrificextheory:

See you on Tuesday geordies.

Moshing

Roll on Tuesday!

Tomorrow we play Newcastle with INTEGRITY and XIBALBA at Trillians.

thriceblessedshubniggurath:

samhellmouth:

sacrificextheory:

See you on Tuesday geordies.

Moshing

Roll on Tuesday!

Tomorrow we play Newcastle with INTEGRITY and XIBALBA at Trillians.

We’re not on the flyer but we are playing this.
Click the flyer for the Facebook event page.

We’re not on the flyer but we are playing this.

Click the flyer for the Facebook event page.

Loads of cool shit going on, thought I’d do an update for those of you who care.

1.  WELCOME TO SHIT BURGER, CAN I TAKE YOUR PRE-ORDER. Half gone already, orders from Belgium, Norway and America.  If you want one then go here > http://witchhunterrecords.bigcartel.com/product/knife-crimes-demo-mmxii-cd it comes in a hand-made sleeve with art by DIA ARTIO, it also has 2 badges and a bonus track which wasn’t on the tape version, you can hear that track and see a video made by our friend Dom here > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=656dzwc7o94

2.  OLD SHIT/NEW SHIT, our new EP is written, 4 tracks, maybe more if we fill it out with noise/interludes like we’re thinking about.  We’re going to be playing the 3 main tracks from it at the upcoming big-ass shows (see next bit of news), we debuted the possible title track WORLD PAST SAVING at Liam Fox’s house party the other week and at least 1 person said they liked it, we have also dropped BURNT EDEN from the demo because it’s long as shit and the new stuff is tonnes better.  If we get enough practises in then we’re dropping 1 more oldie (COLD CROSS) and adding 2 more newies before the next shows.

3.  BIG-ASS SHOWS.  17th in Manchester @ The Star & Garter with Xibalba > http://www.facebook.com/events/166945773410834/ and the 19th of June in Newcastle with a little band called INTEGRITY > http://www.facebook.com/events/288875224517870/ we’ve only been going since November so fuck knows how we managed to blag these shows but we’re very happy to be playing both of them and are looking forward to debuting a load of new material/giving it our all, none of us know how much longer we’ll do this and it’s potentially gonna be the high-point of all our musical lives so yeah, gonna play our little hearts out and drop some new jamz for ya

4.  STUPID SHIRTS.  We’re finally getting round to releasing our BALLS DEEP IN SATAN shirt designed by friend/enemy/sexual nuisance Deadbeat, if you don’t get it (sigh) then just don’t buy it.  For the rest of you non-homophobes/morons, we’re going to have these for the 2 big-ass shows with a bit of luck, and then the leftovers will be put up online afterwards.  This is most likely going to be a run of 50 (we’re broke) and about a 3rd of those are already sold to our idiotic friends, so if your priorities in life are so skewed that getting one of these shirts is high up on the list, then your best chance is to get to either of the big-ass shows this month, as there won’t be many left/will be limited sizes when they go up online after.  Our last shirts sold stupidly quickly and there were a lot of disappointed maggots, so if you want one, make the effort my little munchkin.

5.  THE NEXT EP IS REALLY DIFFERENT.  Like I said at the start, the next EP is done, we’re recording it ourselves (again, we’re broke) and it’s most likely going to be a co-op release with a few different labels, some of the ones that have expressed an interest so far have made us (me) very happy, even if it turns out they don’t do it, nice to know labels I respect/follow/secretly love too much like our band, but nothing is confirmed so you’ll find out when we do.  The art is going to be handled by DIA ARTIO again because he did an awesome job on our CD art.  The new shit is grimier/less traditional hardcore, I’ve been trying to turn us into a grindcore band by sneaking into our guitarists window at night and playing Pig Destroyer in his ears whilst he sleeps, and then ejaculating in his hair (I just do that for kicks)

6.  EVERYTHING BEAUTIFUL WILL ROT

I’m getting a quote for these shirts today, hopefully to be ready in time for the Xibalba/Integrity shows.  Who is definitely interested in buying one?  And what size would you get?  Last time we didn’t print nearly enough shirts, and way too many of some sizes (small) and not enough of others (XL).  Show of hands if you’d want one of these please, and what size you’d take of it.  Cheers

I’m getting a quote for these shirts today, hopefully to be ready in time for the Xibalba/Integrity shows.  Who is definitely interested in buying one?  And what size would you get?  Last time we didn’t print nearly enough shirts, and way too many of some sizes (small) and not enough of others (XL).  Show of hands if you’d want one of these please, and what size you’d take of it.  Cheers

http://witchhunterrecords.bigcartel.com/product/knife-crimes-demo-mmxii-cd