gadgetarms:

I have no money and a flat full of stupid merch from my defunct band that should have been playing with Your Demise and Last Witness this weekend. Be pretty cool if anyone bought one of these stupid shirts so I’m not surrounded by too much depressing shit.
http://knifecrimes.bigcartel.com/
http://knifecrimes.bigcartel.com/
http://knifecrimes.bigcartel.com/

gadgetarms:

I have no money and a flat full of stupid merch from my defunct band that should have been playing with Your Demise and Last Witness this weekend. Be pretty cool if anyone bought one of these stupid shirts so I’m not surrounded by too much depressing shit.

http://knifecrimes.bigcartel.com/

http://knifecrimes.bigcartel.com/

http://knifecrimes.bigcartel.com/

Posthumous Review of our demo
metalisawful:

joke bad shirts are still bad shirts

The reason we did this shirt is because we spent a lot of time laughing our heads off at the exact same thing this blog posts (Cradle Of Filths ‘Jesus Is A Cunt’, Raging Speedhorns ‘Sniff Glue, Worship Satan’… etc.) and wanted to do one of our own just for fun, our bassist came up with this when we were all drunk and I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard in my life, so I see us being featured on this blog as a great success!  Thanks!  And thanks to the guy who commented on the design also, it was done by one of our good friends ‘Deadbeat’, these are also still available should you have the swagger to pull it off! > 
http://knifecrimes.bigcartel.com/product/balls-deep-in-satan-shirt 

metalisawful:

joke bad shirts are still bad shirts

The reason we did this shirt is because we spent a lot of time laughing our heads off at the exact same thing this blog posts (Cradle Of Filths ‘Jesus Is A Cunt’, Raging Speedhorns ‘Sniff Glue, Worship Satan’… etc.) and wanted to do one of our own just for fun, our bassist came up with this when we were all drunk and I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard in my life, so I see us being featured on this blog as a great success!  Thanks!  And thanks to the guy who commented on the design also, it was done by one of our good friends ‘Deadbeat’, these are also still available should you have the swagger to pull it off! > 

http://knifecrimes.bigcartel.com/product/balls-deep-in-satan-shirt 

lackingatitle:

Also.
This is my laptop. Could my underground punk cred be any higher right now? No. The answer is always no. 

lackingatitle:

Also.

This is my laptop. Could my underground punk cred be any higher right now? No. The answer is always no. 

alldoomandgloom:

Balls deep in Mini-Golf.

alldoomandgloom:

Balls deep in Mini-Golf.

WE ARE THE MURDERER AND THE VICTIM 

OUR TIME IS FINALLY UP

THERE’S NO FUCKING LIGHT  

WE’VE OUTSTAYED OUR WELCOME

THE END IS NIGH

NOTHING CAN BE DONE

WE ARE THE MURDERER AND THE VICTIM 

OUR TIME IS FINALLY UP

THERE’S NO FUCKING LIGHT  

WE’VE OUTSTAYED OUR WELCOME

CALLING PLAGUE

CALLING PESTILENCE

CALLING FIRE

CALLING HORSEMEN

WORLD PAST SAVING

WORLD PAST SAVING

WORLD PAST SAVING

WORLD PAST SAVING 

Our last song, download it here > http://www.mediafire.com/?g8ik96a0cha7tc2

The tape version of our demo sold out, but the CD version is still available to preorder here > http://witchhunterrecords.bigcartel.com/product/knife-crimes-demo-mmxii-cd

We also still have some of the ‘Balls Deep In Satan’ shirts if you think you’ve got the #swag to pull it off > http://knifecrimes.bigcartel.com/

This band is now officially dead, we’ll post here when other members form other bands.

Thanks to everyone who gave a shit, reblog this if you did.

This just in Knifes Crimes Exclusive

listentoloudnoises:

we have got a world exclusive of the last ever Knife Crimes song ‘World Past Saving’.

Very excited about this, will be playing this in about 15 minutes time.

Balls deep bros.

vvolfheart:

Looking for a guitarist and a drummer to form a metallic hardcore band in the vein of Ringworm, Integrity, Pulling Teeth, Crowbar, Unholy Majesty, Rot In Hell, Wayfarer etc.

Fast, heavy, nasty, lots of riffs, no bullshit.

You must be based in Manchester, have a decent set-up equipment wise and…

pitbullmentality:

Best merch ever.

Available online if you haven’t picked it up already mate - http://knifecrimes.bigcartel.com/

pitbullmentality:

Best merch ever.

Available online if you haven’t picked it up already mate - http://knifecrimes.bigcartel.com/